It wouldn’t be a traditional English Christmas without pulling a Christmas cracker, putting on the paper hat, trying to work out what to do with the plastic toy and, most importantly, groaning at the corny joke that is hidden in the cracker.
So here are our Native English 2021 jokes, which are surprisingly similar to last year’s and the year before…..
Q: What do you call an impolite reindeer?
A: Rude-olph.
Q: What is Santa’s primary language?
A: North Polish.
Q: What did Santa say to the smoker?
A: Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf.
Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: I have no eye deer.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
A: Claustrophobic
Q. What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
A. Santa Pause!
Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Can you smell carrots?
Q: How do snowmen relax?
A: They just chill out.
Q: What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
A: Cross Mouse Cards.
Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?
A: Sandy Claws.
Q: Why did Santa’s helper see the psychiatrist?
A: Because he had low „elf” esteem!
Q: Who is Rudolph’s favourite singer?
A: Renifer Lopez.
Q: What happened to the man who stole a calendar?
A: He got 12 months.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
A: He had no body to go with.
If you want to practise these before you amaze your family and friends with them, try this link:
You can also change the format to 'match up’ or even 'game show’ if you want to introduce some exceitment !