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No scrap metal collectors beyond this point.
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Unauthorised vehicles will be removed.
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Uncommon transport devices are to be removed from this district.
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Unauthorised vehicles are prohibited.
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On no account should you push a trolley here.
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Do not enter with two-wheel unmotorised vehicles.
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Operation of unidentified appliances is prohibited.
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On no account are wheelbarrows to be pushed here.
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Stealing trolleys is prohibited.
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No grumpy people allowed.
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Stroppiness strictly prohibited.
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Standing here is not allowed.
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No self-confidence is allowed beyond this point.
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Dancing to the Village People’s ‘YMCA’ is strictly forbidden.
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Standing in this pose strictly forbidden.
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No people permitted.
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No unauthorised persons are permitted beyond this point.
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Pedestrians are to be eliminated from this area.
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No whipping allowed in this area.
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On no account are BDSM practices allowed.
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No violence permitted in this area.
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Under no circumstances is sexual harassment allowed.
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No fem-dom allowed during working hours (unless PMS occurs).
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Feminist behaviour is forbidden.
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‘Surrendered husbands’ are not permitted in this area.
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No dominant behaviour.
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Snake-throwing is strictly forbidden.
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On no account are you to bring your own camel.
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No camels should be crossing this area.
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Camels must be removed from this shopping centre.
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Unauthorized camels will be forcibly removed from this area.
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Camels are prohibited.
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Breaking the camel’s back will be strictly punished.
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Camels not allowed – improvised explosive device hazard.
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Lovers of camels are not allowed.
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No camels allowed beyond this point.
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Wayward camels will be removed from this area.
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Pantomime camels strictly prohibited.
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You are not allowed to keep hazardous substances in the car.
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No exploding cars allowed.
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Hollywood filming zone – beware of exploding cars.
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No oil and petrol are permitted in the trunk of the car.
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Pyrotechnics practice zone – feel warned.
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No explosives allowed in motor vehicles beyond this point.
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LPG vehicles are not allowed to park here.
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Under no circumstances should you drive a car on fire to the fire department.
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Throwing unwanted things out of the car is a felony.
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No baby-dropping is allowed.
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All infants must be seated safely.
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Babies are not to be thrown from cars in this zone.
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On no account should babies be left unattended in the vehicle.
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You mustn’t let your baby be abducted from the vehicle.
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All infants must be clean and safe outside the car.
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Under no circumstances should you leave a baby outside the car.
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Keeping children outside a car is strictly prohibited.
